Burn the World

So I watch this election from my secluded viewpoint in Iraq, and I gotta say, what the hell were we thinking?

Why is it that the citizens of the United States are so divided? Were we just too different from the rest of the world? Do we really want to be like Mexico, or Iraq, or Norway?

Barack Obama is indeed a strange candidate for me to endorse, but there is a method to my madness….just follow me, and I’ll take you there…

So first, ask yourself what John McCain is willing to do to make a positive change. Are you fanatically following White Bread America because the idea of a black man in the White House scares you? Do you really believe the easily refuted rumors about Obama’s ties to Islam? Are you worried that he’s a liberal?

OK, he’s a liberal pinko commie fag, I cannot dispute that. He’s also committed to changing America…tell me we couldn’t use a change….

He’s not a Muslim, and I’m tired of saying it, so look him up on Snopes, or better yet, actually read his damn books. Either way, stop forwarding me asinine e-mails that have been created by political opposition and not genuinely concerned citizens. Its stupid, its juvenile, and it’s a waste of freaking time.

I think most of you are afraid that a black man might be dangerous just because he’s black. Well, I can’t exactly explain this on intellectual terms, but I doubt that Barack Obama is any more black than say, Tiger Woods. Enough small minded BS, down to bidness…

John McCain represents how it has always been, and how we really expected it to always be. White people run shit, right? He represents the corporate America that has stripped us of our idealism, our sense of pride and accomplishment, our Industrial strength, our sense of Nationalism.

Will Barack Obama fix all of that? Certainly not. Will he be a great president? I doubt it. Does he represent that America of old that we reminisce about? Nope.

What then does Barack Obama represent to Bulldog23A? Why I’ll tell you….

If we elect Barack Obama, in itself, the action means nothing…but, if we vote out every incumbent on the Congressional level at the same time (that’s right, there are Congressional seats up for grabs this year, too) we send a message that will reverberate for generations….we send the message to Corporate Fat Cat America that we run this machine. We let all of the politicians know that we are tired of the devil we know, and that we are perfectly willing to spend four years rolling our eyes at some hippie asshole, as long as power changes hands. Obama represents absolutely nothing to me other than the fact that power in America must change hands. We, the people still have the ability to take back our voice, our say-so, our power in America….

All we have to do is continue to use our vote.

Think about this-Whoever came before, Republicans, Democrats, White Folks, Black Folks, whoever…they got us where we are…

American Citizens are protesting other Americans who guard our borders…they carry signs picturing Che Guevara, one of the most bloodthirsty Communist Revolutionaries to have ever packed an AK47.

American Citizens are protesting our Soldiers, calling them murderers and thieves, even spitting on them in airports and grocery stores

More Americans have lost their jobs due to piss poor government in the past 15 years than in the entire history of our nation before that.

We are fighting two wars, have tension on another front, and Russia is trying to put nuke capable bombers in Cuba.

We are broke, losing homes to rip-off mortgage companies at a rate of 1300 a week.

Violent crime is at an all-time high.

Crimes against children are at an all-time high.

I could go on (and I often do…), but you get the point.

Barack Obama is not the answer to a single one of the problems. John McCain represents the causes of the aforementioned problems however, and so now we remove him and his kind from power. We get rid of the problematic and unproductive Congress, we choose the idiot over the asshole, as it were, and we GET INVOLVED IN THE OPERATION OF OUR NATION…

If you truly believe that Barack Obama will lead our country straight to hell, you haven’t been paying attention…we are already there.