I've decided to embrace illegal immigration.
Why not? We obviously aren't going to repeal NAFTA or CAFTA, right? In the meantime, I can hire three times as many workers to do my landscaping and remodel work in and around the house. If they are happy working for $5.00/hr and I'm happy paying $5.00/hr, its like symbiosis or something...
Its as if my eyes are suddenly open. I can get cheap oranges without getting out of my car, I can hire a skilled and experienced bricklayer at one-third of the cost, I can even find a lady to clean my house for around $15.00 a day. Considering that the "booming" economy has yet to give me and mine an upgrade in lifestyle, I'm just going to start viewing the availability of cheap labor as a benefit of being a member of the often shat-upon middle class.
In the meantime, being a National Guardsman, if I can't find a decent job locally, I can always volunteer for duty on the border. The money is right and the work ain't hard.
I'm going to adopt this more tolerant view on a lot of issues. For instance, the lady that was doing Meth with her kids is doing me a service by making sure that my kids have less competition for those academic scholarships we'll be needing to pay for college in a few years.
This is fun. I'm starting to love everybody and forgive all of their infringements on my personal freedoms. I may turn into a left-wing liberal hippy by next week.
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Really, America?...
5 comments:
You are an asshole...
I love you, too.
i like assholes, oh, did you see the news tonight?
Nice blog!
Balderdash! How dare you pull a John Kerry and flip flop on every issue you piece of crap democrat. What's next are you going to campaign for Obama. Oh wait I see it's the media making you cave with it's love of plight for everybody who can't do right. And here I was in the grocery store yesterday and saw that some companies had their labels in english and spanish and I refused to buy them for that reason hoping that you sir would be happy. Now this democratic flip flop for whatever is trendy. You sir are a farce, and I fart in your general direction in disgust towards you.
BULLDOG 27
p.s.
since you have jesse jackson's number on speed dial when you join the democratic liberal party, could you loan it to me I need him to help me when i have illegitimate children issues in the future.
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