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I, Bulldog23A, am officially announcing my candidacy for president...of Mexico.

I'm gonna need a little help. I'll need about 500 thousand people (consequently, I'll need 500k M16s and boxes of ammo), around $85 Billion (that's what it costs to spread democracy or freedom or whatever), and a new suit.

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I need help with a campaign slogan. So far I've got "Free Money!", and "Don't be part of The Castrated Nation!"

Gimme some campaign pointers, folks. Also, send money...