a) make sure they keep quiet about what really went on.
and b) to make all the other boys down there know what they need to do to protect the political bullshit that comes along with protecting our border. "-Anonymous Comment on my blog directed to Gov Bill richardson and Gov Tom Vilsack ( both presidential candidates at the time of the post, both potentially good candidates, and both too cowardly to respond to the questions posed by my readers...)
At least the T-shirt company was bold enough to talk directly to me. Richardson and Vilsack both just stopped responding to my e-mails.
Do you want a President who is afraid to respond to your tough questions? We need a president with balls that clank. That leaves you only two options. Me, or we dig up Teddy Roosevelt.
Reasons I'm better than Teddy Roosevelt:
1. I'm alive, he's not. Its unfair, but still an advantage.
2. well, #1 is really the only one I got.
Let's try a different approach.
Reasons I'm better than any politician running (arrogant, aren't I?):
1. I help to run a household, so I am already better at economics than anyone in the House or Senate.
2. I believe in screwing everyone else to take care of my people. The current (and past) administration(s) have a similar policy, which is to say they will screw everyone, including their own, to take care of their interests.
3. I don't believe in doing anything half-assed (that includes planning).
4. I like puppies.
5. I believe in helping neighbors.
6. I believe that the measure of a man should be more about work ethic and fatherhood than anything else.
7. I believe that war is ugly, and so should be fought and won with quick, decisive action. This leaves less room for political mucking, and also just gets the job done.
8. I believe that prison should suck worse than the Army.
9. I believe that the Army should suck worse than teaching at a public school.
10. I believe that Jerry Falwell is a sexual deviant and a moron.
11. I believe that I can make the world a better place for my children to live in.
12. I believe that we could grow enough corn in North America to end our dependence on foreign oil.
13. I'm funny (sometimes).
14. The anonymous comment above is just about my favorite comment on the entire illegal immigration situation. Whoever said that should e-mail me and let me know who to give proper credit.
So you see, I am the obvious choice. Not because I am a breath of fresh air, or new and shiny, but because I am a lot like you (only funny)...
Tell your friends.
2 comments:
ok, so there are rules on the border. none of our soldiers can really do anything without the border patrol, and even then we are just helping the border patrol. doing my job i see a shitload of numbers everyday that say that we are doing a good job here in texas. so we didn't instigate an international incident by shooting some guys with some guns in arizona. mabye we should just put 20 miles worth of minefields on our side of the border. mabye we should just invade mexico and take over. mabye we should kill everyone in the aclu, and all those other bleeding hearts who want to help people, but won't step off their pedastals long enough to give a dollar to a vet who honestly has problems. fuck it while we are at it, lets take over canada. as your secretary of defense/offense, i think i could plan a pretty good operation and while doing that, we would have cheaper drugs, more jobs in america(cause it just quadrupled in size), and a lot less border to patrol.
I'll vote for both of you!
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