OK, let's see how far we can push the envelope...
I, the Great and Wise King Bulldog23A, being bored with the status quo, and having nothing else worthwhile to do at this very moment, do officially declare that on October 22nd, 2011 no person who is a citizen of the United States, and who has been dissatisfied with the government of the United States, will show up to nor call in to work.
This I decree in the name of all smart-ass Americans, and also my wife, the aforementioned newly declared holiday being our 17th wedding anniversary.
Somebody write this up in nice talk and e-mail it around. If we get three hundred thousand people to commit to it, I'll actually run for Governor of Arkansas on my own dime.
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4 comments:
Well, crap, its a Saturday...
holy funny
If you are going to run for Govener Ill start sending e-mails today. This is nerd boy and I cant spell.......Good Day
Well the official mayan calendar ends on October 28th, 2011.. so you might be on to something...
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