So here's the plan: When I'm King, we are invading Mexico!
After 12 years in the service, I have decided that we shouldn't have any more wars outside of driving distance. We will have to modify Army policy a bit, because right now the Army says that 50 miles is normal commuting distance. We'll have to expand that. Think about it! We can invade Mexico and eventually Honduras (we'll think of a reason later), and husbands and fathers can still be home on the weekends! It will be great for morale!
Once we set up a good, working occupation, we will move the Presidential vacation house from Camp David to Cozumel. All Mexican citizens will become US Citizens, and the world will be a wonderful place.
As for the War in Iraq, our troops there now will be replaced by Mexican draftees. Our new Special Forces Group, consisting of imprisoned pedophiles and other sex offenders will immediately begin to infiltrate Iran via Air Drop! All "White Collar" criminals will hold positions as officers in the Mexican and SO (Sex Offender) Divisions. All dealings in the Middle East will be done through these two special units.
After 5 years on the front lines, these Mexican and Honduran troops will be sent to Venezuela to look for work. All SOs will be forgiven and granted an honerable discharge as soon as they are killed in action.
What do you think America?
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1 comment:
to the tune of "signs"
dimes dimes everywhere are dimes battalion cant make up its mind
do this don't do that
everyhere are dimes.
as dimes get dropped and people get dq'd we can go ahead and filter in this plan with sex offenders into our ranks out in the open instead of them hiding among our ranks now.
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