Here it Gets Ugly

Got My Chemical Romance cranked up, name of the song is The Sharpest Lives, and its got a nice angry beat.

I'm eating Pringles and looking for my Mountain Dew...Found it!
Here we go...

I am going to take the blame. That's right America, good ol' Bulldog two-three alpha is gonna take the blame for everything that has gone wrong in the past thirty-five years. Now that we have that out of the way, let's fix something. Hell, let's fix anything. I'm tired of listening to people spend all of their time and energy trying to figure out who is to blame. From now on you can tell 'em all that it's my fault. Moving on...

I am about to officially endorse a freaking candidate, and I'm afraid that there will be no end to the madness once I do so, so I'm going to do some 'splaining first. Maybe I'll throw out a few disclaimers and such, too. Anyway, if you will follow my logic, and actually listen to the damn plan, just maybe I can convince you that this is the right choice.

First of all, I want you all to remember that one person is never going to have enough power in this country to take away your guns (unless you give them that power).

Second, I want you to remember that, as far as conservatism goes, we have really screwed the pooch lately on so many levels that we may never be a conservative nation again.

Next I want you to consider what the two largest threats are to you and me and folks like us...

OK, I'll tell you- NAFTA and border security. Why yes, I will explain.

NAFTA (and other free trade agreements) has been the cause of the majority of lost jobs in the United States in the past few years. NAFTA has also been the cause of a lot of illegal immigration. NAFTA has prevented any real economic growth in Mexico, thus causing people who were already sick of poverty to move North. I could explain it more fully, but I already have, and there's a link to the damn thing around here somewhere...

Nobody has a viable plan to secure the border (except me). Nobody has anything to say about NAFTA at all...

Well there is that one candidate.

One candidate has publicly pledged to withdraw from NAFTA if Mexico and Canada will not renegotiate the treaty. Now, this candidate is not exactly who you would expect me to endorse, and, well, I expect to catch a rash for doing so.

The problem is this- I'm a tired little man with stuff to do. I can theorize and pontificate all I want about changing things, but until I do something to initiate said change, I'm just another asshole on the internet. There is one candidate that has actually even mentioned one freaking thing that we, the People, see as the actual issue. One stinking thing...

One politician in the entire time that I have been writing this little blog has admitted that NAFTA may need to be repealed. They posture and gesture about gay marriage, they talk about exit plans for Iraq, knowing that there is no viable plan. They talk and talk and talk about stabilizing the economy, all the while you pay more for milk and gas and smokes and sodas (seriously, $1.49 for a freaking Mt. Dew?). One guy has said one thing that I agree with. I gotta hang on to hope, don't I?

So here we go folks. Figure out who that candidate is, and tell your friends that its all Bulldog23A's fault.

I'm never gonna hear the end of it...