Eaters of Pig

I eat pork. Not a lot, mind you, but I'm for pig-eating. Apparently, pigs are "unclean" to the culture that wipes its collective ass with its collective left hand. Go figure.

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I am about to presume to know the mind of God here a little, so get ready to be educated/offended.

Here goes:

When Moses received the Law from God, the Hebrews were wandering around in the desert. God knew that the people were making a golden calf to pray to, and thus knew that the Hebrew people would be wondering in the desert for a while yet.

I have had the privilage(?) of living on the Sinai peninsula, and I know for a fact that there is no good firewood available there. Dry scrub brush will only burn so hot, and then it burns out. In order to cook a pig, one must get the pig very hot and cook thoroughly. If you cannot cook the pig at a high enough temperature, the pig will make you sick when you eat it. They got parasites and stuff, as my retarded friend Geoffrey K. would say.

Anyone who has ever raised pigs will tell you that pigs are naturally clean animals. They don't get nasty unless they are penned up together in a confined space. Their crap only smells so bad if they eat a lot of garbage and waste. God did not say that pigs were necessarily unclean, so much as they were, at the time, an unsafe option for consumption. This is why there is no mention of pork in the New Testament.

All of the Law of Islam is either stolen from the Hebrews (the favored sons) or just made up by that foul liar, Muhammed.

A young man was recently charged with a hate crime (whatever that means) for placing a pork steak wrapped in plastic on a table near some Somalian students. He did it just to mess with them, and sure, he meant to be offensive, but come on. There was no crime committed here.

I saw a guy in the park the other day with a shirt that said "Jesus is a Pussy". Several ways to react to this rolled through my head (some of which were definately not what Jesus would do), but it never occurred to me to have him arrested for a hate crime.

You see, there are two things going for T-shirt guy- First, he lives in America, where you can be unreligious if you choose. Second, and most importantly, he has God-given free will. He can make whatever idiotic choices he wants.

Muslims keep trying to take away both of these basic principles wherever they go.

But they still got poop on their hands...