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Really, America?...

01 March 2007

Reasons to Vote for Me

When I'm King, I mean President, I will solve many of America's problems in the first year. Some of my solutions will seem harsh, but that is just because they are harsh.

NAFTA and CAFTA will be repealed. All US owned corporate entities will have 18 months to bring their assets back inside the United States. The first ten companies to reestablish US plants will get a 50% tax break for 4 years. All foreign-owned companies that wish to build manufacturing plants in the US will be given a 40% tax break for ten years.

Iraq- I'm tired of fooling with it. In order to avoid a non-binding resolution ( which is disapproval on paper, and a waste of time ), we will pull out of Iraq. Half of the troops in Iraq will be moved to Afghanistan, and the other half will be moved to the border between the United States and Mexico. The United States Air Force will begin strategic air strikes in Syria and Iran as punishment for their involvement in Iraq. In Afghanistan, all factions of Al Qaida and the Taliban will be hunted down and destroyed. I will allow raids into Pakistan under certain conditions.

The Army will use engineer assets to build a wall (where possible) along the border. Seasoned combat troops will patrol the more difficult terrain to prevent illegal border-crossings. The Border Patrol will be set up in 100 man teams and will go from city to city collecting illegal immigrants (with focus on drug dealers and gangs) and sending them back to Mexico. Mexico will be denied any foreign aid money until they have a workable plan for a public education system and a plan for industrialization. All US law-enforcement officials currently incarcerated for "civil rights violations" against illegal immigrants will be released, reimbursed for lost wages, and reinstated.

All Muslims who openly support jihadism will be deported from the US and sent to Syria and Iran. Any criminal act deemed an act of terrorism by a jury of US citizens will be punished by death. The only exception to this will be for terrorists who are willing to name no less than five other terrorists, and this information must lead to five arrests and convictions.

Convicted pedophiles will be deported to Iran and Syria.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bulldog for King, I mean President!

Anonymous said...

Right on! You have my vote!

Anonymous said...

I will support your platform, but you did not mention the meth and homosexual problems. What are your solutions for these problems, and yes homosexuality is a problem, just look no further than pedophile problem as a root of this evil.

Bulldog 24
(fucking bulldog 7 asshole)

Bulldog23A said...

"The Homosexual Problem" is all about how much attention you pay to distractions. Seven percent of the US claims to be openly gay. What do you want to do. put them in prison? Kill them?

Let it go already. They are here, they are queer, etc, blah, blah, blah...

Pedophiles have been covered. Meth will be a whole new post.